Once upon a time, a not-so-ordinary Bouncer was born. He wasn’t like any other kid. At five, he benched 100kg. By twelve, legends say he paid for pizza with a single Dogecoin and even asked for change back. That same year, he decided to buy ten Bitcoin. At sixteen, he was bouncing the biggest clubs in the world — from Berghain to Hï.

When BNB arrived, it all clicked: altcoins needed guidance, and communities needed someone to keep the vibes right. His mission became clear — let the good in, kick the bad out, and drop banger one-liners along the way.

Now he’s bouncing for everyone — even your non-crypto uncle who thinks staking is about vampires.